oops, wrong turn

Lately I've been taking different routes to and from the trails, you know, spice it up a bit. So I was riding a levee between 23rd and Ware rd, and wouldn't you know it, somebody put a damn gate up. I hate to back track, in fact I've been known to actually get lost later in a ride because of it. So I proceeded to jump the gate, with my bike, and roll on ....." oh, I see why it's fenced" I say to myself, as I drop into a golf course. The looks were classic. Then I thought, what the hell, and started waving to all the old bastards who kept staring. They didn't wave back. I ended up making good time around there nice little double track golf cart trail and came out at the clubhouse......"oh crap" I say as the preppy little guy with the pink polo shirt gets all puffed up at me a I whizz by......and I continue on down to the trails. I might have to do that one again just for the hell of it.